No, this does not involve spiders, advanced mathematics, or axe murderers. This involves complex, beautiful, scary knitting techniques.
Cabling, for instance. Very, very, very beautiful. But deadly. Did you know that a single cable can take up to three years off of your life? It's no joke. Experts recommend that you cable with a friend or companion, in order to spread the frustration around.
Intarsia is also a bit daunting. I've heard tales about people who have lost fingers and family members while working on intarsia pieces. Be sure that you take your doctor-prescribed anti-depressant before you begin any intarsia project, and have the paramedics on speed-dial.
For blocking, garlic and a crucifix are required equipment. Something about pinning a scalloped edge brings out the undead like nothing else (except nuclear rain). You'll need to defend yourself and your project at the same time, so make sure you eat a good breakfast.
Felting requires no less than three people. Safety goggles and hard hats are to be used by everyone. Worst-case scenario, you'll be ready to do yourself in after your piece shrinks by twice the amount you were expecting. One of your friends will need to keep you away from the nearest canyon while the other pours you a drink.
You can have fun, but remember: Friends don't let friends knit drunk.
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